a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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