he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I'm getting married
To pizza
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
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