i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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