so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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