Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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