i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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