O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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