Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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