Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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