sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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