Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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