Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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