Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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