are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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