The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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