Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Randomize
