I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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