i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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