So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
