Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
