Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
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