glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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