i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
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