That's intense
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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