A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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