Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
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