Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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