the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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