whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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