haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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