that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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