This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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