I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
He better not be in your backpack
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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