are you still at the devil's house?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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