Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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