guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Drunk is not a location!
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
