The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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