Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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