Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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