Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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