Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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