Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Randomize
