I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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