just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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