i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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