If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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