I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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