his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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