Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
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