how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
