Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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