She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Barsexuality is the new black.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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