just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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