well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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