I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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