Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
